Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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