Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i will never coherently bang her
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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