lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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