I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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