he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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