So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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