Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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