Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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