She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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