was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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