so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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