Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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