Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
