Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
