East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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