I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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