so explain again why im purple
no
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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