And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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