Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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