How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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