just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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