yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
ok first of all what the fuck
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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