now i know why i became what i already was.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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