I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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