Do vagina's smell?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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