im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
The feeling are messing with the penis
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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