I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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