It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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