in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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