so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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