i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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