i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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