it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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