She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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