Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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