i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
