woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Even my vagina gasped.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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