apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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