but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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