i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize