physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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