Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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