She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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