scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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