He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
