It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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