He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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