I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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