Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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