there's paper in my vomit.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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