I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
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Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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