her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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