I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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