We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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