Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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