So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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